I’ve never liked you
Even though you’re my mother.
You and that boyfriend
So not for each other.
This food is revolting
Can we get takeaway?
That carpet’s disgusting.
Is that a toupeé?
You smell really bad.
Are you ill or just fat?
Are you proper crazy?
Are you going out in that?
Are those trousers your size?
You’re in the wrong job.
Your life is a mess.
Your kid is a slob.
God, you’re stuck up.
Hell, you’re a bore.
Please just shut up.
See that, that’s the door.
© Rachel Fox 2006
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